as if i needed another reason.

Woman's Legs Nearly Severed In Collision

PORTLAND - A suspected drunk driver is due in court Monday after slamming into a line of parked cars.
Timothy Sauer, 25, is charged with assault, driving under the influence and reckless driving after he crashed into the cars, crushing the legs of 47-year-old Yvonne Smith, who was standing between two of the vehicles.
Her legs were nearly severed and she remains in critical condition at Oregon Health and Science University.
10/29/2007